HONEYMOON SAFARIS
Relationship issues, how do I overcome this….. please?
I’m due to marry in a fortnight. My bride has rich parents. Her parents have paid for a safari holiday, in Africa as a honeymoon gift. Thing is I had an entire nostril kicked off by a Giraffe, at a zoo as a kid, (its ok now , I had plastic surgery). But I’m still terrified of the lanky beasts. How can I break it to them that I can’t go without offending them. This could make, or break the marriage.Thanks
hmmm…had to think on this one a bit. first off what the heck IS a fortnight? as for the giraffe thing I suggest buying your gal a nice sexy nightie in a giraffe print then when you see an actual giraffe you wont thing of the nose thing no longer but of your hot gal in her giraffe nightie lol does she have a long neck that would really help in this therapy. Just dont suggest she roll around in giraffe dung lol oxoxoxoxo
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