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What are some funny items to put in a “hillbilly honeymoon kit”?

I am putting this together for a friend of mine as a joke at her bridal shower. So far I have thought of Fruit rollups, syrup & Redi-whip. I’ll be getting a really trashy nighty also. I would like to have more items. Many thanks!

how about some beef jerky? Instead of a nightie, you should get a pair of denim overall/bib shorts, but then just cut them even shorter….tell her to wear it w/nothing underneath! (Hillbilly lingerie!)….OR get a hanger that’s made to accomodate 2pcs and just hang a couple of bandannas on it as if its a top and bottom and tell her to get creative.

Instead of feathers and edible dust powder…..get a large wheat twig and a container of tang (or something to that effect)

Take a couple of beer bottle caps and glue some upholstery tassles (found in the sewing/craft dept at walmart), and attach some rolled duct tape on the backs….hillbilly pasties!

HEHE
I’ve got a couple more….let me know if you need them….

Kuch is tarah – kit – 20 February 2008 -Part 2/2- Honeymoon

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