FUNNY HONEYMOON JOKES

honeymoon joke is it funny?
A couple return from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.
“Well,” replied the man, “when we had finished making love on the first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.”
“Oh, I shouldn’t worry about that too much,” said his friend. “I’m sure your wife will get over it soon enough. She can’t expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!”
The groom nodded gently and said, “I don’t know if I can get over it though, she gave me $20 change!”
(i may have posted it before)
woohoo to all the skanks i loved before………….NICE KEEP IT UP DUDE !!
Prank phone call to my sis on her honeymoon.
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